قصة جحا في محل الحلوى والفطائر

Hani Albream

قصة وعبرة مع جحا - قصص جحا المضحكة والمميزة

كان جحا يسير في احد الايام في شوراع المدينه فنظر حوله فرأى محل لبيع الحلوى والفطائر فدخل جحا محل الحلوى والفطائر..

وطلب من البائع أن يعطيه قطعة من الحلوى.....فأحضر البائع لجحا قطعة من الحلوى..

ولكن لم تعجب الحلوى جحا..

فطلب من البائع أن يستبدلها بقطعة من الفطيره.....فأخذ البائع قطعة الحلوى واحضر لجحا قطة الفطير..
أخذ جحا قطعة الفطير......وخرج دون أن يدفع ثمنها.......

فنادى البائع على جحا وقال له: لم تدفع ثمن الفطيرة يا جحا؟!!!

فقال جحا : ولكنني قد أعطيتك قطعة الحلوى بدلاً منها

فقال البائع : ولكنك لم تدفع ثمن الحلوى أصلاً!!

وقال جحا: وهل أخذت الحلوى وأكلتها حتى ادفع ثمنها؟؟؟!!

تاريح جحا ومن يكون اقرأ المزيد عن هوية جحا

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